Humor: The ability to laugh at any mistake you survive. –Jerry Tucker
幽默：是一種能對自己過去的錯誤開玩笑的本領。
Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows. –Peggy Noonan
幽默是人生的避震器；它能幫助我們承擔人生中的打擊。
Humor is giving, and comedy is taking away. Humor is companionable, comedy cold. Humor is character, comedy personality. — Roger Rosenblatt
幽默是給予，喜劇是取走。幽默是友善，喜劇是冷漠。幽默是品格，喜劇是性格。
There’s nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. –Eva Hoffman
幽默的光能照亮人心，叫陌生人也能成為朋友。
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. –James Thurber
幽默就是現在以平靜之心，回想過去紊亂的情緒。
Pain is deeper than all thoughts; laughter is higher than all pain. — Elbert Hubbard
痛苦比所有的思想都深刻；笑聲則超越所有的痛苦。
Laughter is able to mediate between the infinite magnitude of our tasks and the limitation of our strength. –Jurgen Moltmann
在無盡的工作與有限的精力之間，笑能調和兩者。
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. –Author unknown
不能自我解嘲的人，只有讓別人代勞。
A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
喜樂的心、乃是良藥．憂傷的靈、使骨枯乾。 箴17:22
Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful Woman who shows no discretion.
婦女美貌而無見識、如同金環帶在豬鼻上。 箴11:22
As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed.
門在樞紐轉動、懶惰人在床上也是如此。 箴26:14
The sluggard is wiser in his own eyes than seven men who answer discreetly.
懶惰人看自己、比七個善於應對的人更有智慧。 箴26:15
Death and Destruction [1] are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man.
陰間和滅亡、永不滿足．人的眼目、也是如此。 箴27:20
A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day.
大雨之日連連滴漏、和爭吵的婦人一樣。 箴27:15